Early this morning I tasted my first anal creampie. I fantasized about it for some time but like many on this list, I suspect, I always loose the urge to go down there after I’ve spent my load. My wife of ten years, bless her, is complicit in this and has several times tried to force me to go down– I always refuse and wriggle away. She coined what I think is probably the turn-on-iest thing I have ever heard a woman say. After I cum, it’s almost always “Clean up in aisle mine, please!”
So after falling asleep on the couch pretty early last night after a long day, we finally got our sorry asses to bed at around 2 AM, and has our ‘normal’, routine sex. She’ll suck me bit, then I’ll go down on her until she’s loosened up a little. Then it’s time for a slow, tender lovemaking (not fucking– that comes later). This we call ’stirring it up’, and ends pretty much when the slopping sounds coming from here twat are too much for either of us to bear. Next up? You guessed it, my favorite bit. I’m to clean from sphincter to clitoris and back and everywhere deep in between. She always comes and comes hard, particularly with those little ‘come hither’ finger movements tightly tapping on her G-spot. After essentially a clitoral orgasm she really needs to feel filled with anal creampie, and boy am I ready; there’s really nothing more exciting than seeing someone you love come that hard, and knowing that’s pleasure you’ve provided. So, a pretty hard fucking. Nothing more nor less, we cum together. I roll off, we fall asleep.
4:30, and for some God-unknown reason I’m wide awake (with customary ‘morning glory’). This, I think, is my opportunity. What woman doesn’t like to be woken up by a tongue tenderly caressing the inner lips of her vulva and ass. Down I go. Dry and crusty but wonderfully, dirtily aromatic. Sweat, her happy discharges, the unmistakable brie-like scent of semen, and the merest hint of her urine. Nuts, though no anal creampie! As she slowly awakens, she declares herself too sore for a morning roll around, and seemed to me a little grumpy. But feeling me lying next to her now playing with my rock-hard cock she said that just because she was too sore, didn’t mean that one of us shouldn’t come. She got up to check that the boys were still asleep, looking over her shoulder telling me to “keep it up”. And she soon came back with a glass of water. Boys still sleeping. Game on– blowjob for breakfast! As she was sucking– on her knees, slightly to my left, head facing mine– I kept trying to reach around, encouraging her to come up for ‘mutual oral’. She was resistant, I think, because she was too sore to come again. She farted, laughed, then “Oh!”, turning quickly she straddled my face and there it was, a thin dribble of anal creampie on the inside of her thigh. “You’d better get that before the rest follows”, she said, and I tentatively stuck out my tongue to begin cleaning up that snail trail. I never got to licking her thigh clean of my semen because right then she sat heavily on my face, her vulva covering my mouth. Her cum (yeah, it was originally mine but it had been inside here for two hours or so), slowly began to slide out, in to my mouth. And I tell you I never felt hornier. I came pretty damn quickly, just thinking that we would both have semen in our mouths at the same time.
I loved it, loved it, but have two regrets: 1. we fucked too hard for me to have brought her off while consuming the anal creampie; 2. That it wasn’t nice and gloopy as when fresh. Perhaps, however, now that I know my ejaculate doesn’t taste _that_ bad, I can summon the strength to eat her right afterwards. Wish me luck!